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1. Half the people you know are below average.
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2. If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
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3. All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
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4. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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5. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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6. I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
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7. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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8. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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9. The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
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10. If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
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